“Make America great again!” Under this wonderful slogan, the most beautiful and powerful claim today and tomorrow, millions upon millions of Americans have gathered, especially in the USA, to bring their beautiful country, the wonderful “states”, forward and upward again and again, where of course they already are and always have been and will be.
Yes, it is not just the rich, large and powerful, the top ten thousand, not even just the richest, biggest and most powerful, the top ten, who gather under this slogan, which the miracle worker Donald Trump issued as the greatest miracle man of these times overflowing with miracles and proclaimed and created with a mighty voice, yes accomplished, brought about and accomplished.
And no, even the little people, as they are called, labeled and insulted in old, backward and wrinkled Europe, they, the truly great and real American people, they feel and recognize the new and wonderful of the wonderful era that has dawned so new and wonderfully.
For example, there is Gus Skinky, who ensures the unsurpassed cleanliness of the toilet next to his gas station on an interstate. The cleanest and whitest paper and the clearest and most transparent water among the shiniest tiles have their place here, the best place in this prettiest room for miles around. Only humans could question and endanger the pure atmosphere of the small, posh studio, which Gus Skinky has therefore closed forever, through unhygienic behavior with their biggest feces far and wide.
Or let’s take Amanda Dumpton. Nasty European tongues would describe her as an average American, but she herself sees it 100% differently – and is absolutely right, like millions and millions: “I am the most average American ever!” she emphasizes and is absolutely right.
Total average
Growing up as the middle child with two siblings, Amanda had the middle grades at her school in the Midwest and is now in her middle, i.e., prime years; average height, she has average hair color – street mutt color – and works an average amount of time, has two jobs and a third on weekends and spends the nights comfortably in her pickup truck like millions of others.
What Amanda, who attended high school, doesn’t know, but suits her better than her used glasses from welfare: The USA is the only country between Canada and Mexico and is therefore exactly in the middle between them – just as she, as a woman in the Midwest, is in the middle between the east coast and the west coast. Kudos for Amanda! And everyone else!
One of them is Bill Zadman, who enjoys working underground in a mine deep down in Virginia. Before the fabulous deep black shafts were finally reopened under Donald Trump as the most important and precious president in the universe, the work had been suspended for years due to the conceited woke governors of the elitist and actually effeminate Democratic Party, who themselves never chiseled the coal out of the rock with masculine hammers and drills and never, like some of Zadman’s best buddies, suffocated in the pitch-dark tunnels or in the outdated mine of collapsing stones had been killed.
Now Zadman is finally back at work, dreaming like millions of Americans of waking up as a millionaire one day and sinking rocks lying on his stomach in the lowest tunnels in the world for 60 hours a week. He is proud to be an American and to personally make the USA great again, something he can be proud of.
For this favor he admires his president, who is truly the most enterprising president of the present, past and future and will not only sell diamond-studded watches worth $40,000 with his name engraved on them for $100,000, but will soon also have his exhaled air shrink-wrapped and sell it for $100 a bag so that his poorer fellow citizens can also afford it, not just the rich, the great and powerful.
It’s not just them who are singing the praises of America, which is the only country in the world that is the true America and God’s, as well as Trump’s own country. America can, should and must be proud of this, like Donald Trump – and of Donald Trump, the only Donald Trump in the world, which proves everything!