W Did you know that January 22nd is celebrated as Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day in the United States? Not an easy exercise, you might think, unless your name is Dr. Dolittle. Mistress may need am National Answer Your Cat´s Question Day but also just a little imagination to read from the eyes of your stubborn four-legged friend where the paw is pressing: “What, no tuna today?” Or: “You don’t want to let the neighbor’s dog into the house now?”
To be honest, due to the lack of representative studies, it is not possible to say exactly how many cat owners actually respond to the call or who exactly celebrates Happy Mew Year on January 2nd. To be honest, it should also be mentioned that both holidays were the invention of one Married couple marketing nutritional supplements acts. However, you can really put a lot of faith in a people who elect someone like Donald Trump as president twice.
So should the national one Library Shelfie Daythe day of the library selfie, always on the 4th Wednesday in January, is just as unlikely to cause any irritation as Daisy Day or Blueberry Pancake Day, each on January 28th. Things could be a little more political, just because of the explosiveness. How about, for example, a day of remembrance for forgotten election promises or, currently, enough-of-winter day.
Internationally, Sick-off Trump Day could be celebrated, optionally replaced by Sick-off Putin, Erdoğan, Netanyahu, Xi or AfD Day, depending on the region. The list of curious commemorations could be continued endlessly: Greenland Rescue Day, Russia Surrender Day, Palestinian Independence Day, Iranian Liberation Day. Wishful thinking.
A car-free day would be more realistic. It happened on four Sundays in Germany, when oil ran out in 1973 became. And later the EU decided to appeal to drivers on September 22nd to try driving without a motor. However, this remained no more mandatory than the cat survey in the USA. Stupid for the climate and for the purrs.